OKAY. You know what? Just because it’s Friday does NOT. NOTTTT. Give you the excuse to be disrespectful and inconsiderate.
You wonder why no one is out at the bars and you’re thus forced to drink at home…
MAYBE BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FINALS.
So shut the hell up!
I don’t care if your GRADUATING tomorrow morning. NOT EVERYONE IS TOMORROW.
PS. I told you I’d put a towel under my door because I know there’s nothing else I can say to make you NOT do what you’re doing tonight.
PPS. Let’s also just completely disregard the fact that I haven’t slept all week and that I’m extremely. EXTREMELY sick.
PPS. Let’s also completely disregard the fact that you never even fucking ASKED me to have people over. YOu never ASKED to have your graduating friends stay over, and you merely TOLD me you guys were going to be drinking today.
PPPS. I WOULD GET THE FUCK OUT BUT OH WAIT!!! SOMEONE DOESN”T FEEL GOOD BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING HOSPITALIZED 3 FUCKING DAYS AGO.
PPPPS. FUCK. YOU.
